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15 things to do with a naked man

Have you ever thought of finding your man suddenly in his birthday suit? So what? Ooookay. He is angry with you and has been giving you that stony straight face? No problem. You just keep calm and let’s see if his entire life will remain the same after this class.

One good thing you ladies need to know is that having men under your control is the cheapest thing for any smart and free-thinking woman. Mind you, it becomes as easy as peeling off a ripe banana once he’s got feelings for you. One sure way is to show up naked and move carelessly about as if he is not also there. You know that traditionally, men are made to always have the desire to have sex at a moment’s notice.

  1. Make it even

Like I said, since he’s naked why not get naked too. The more naked the merrier. Watch his body moves. Try and stay before him to have your body creamed and do it very slowly to put him under real pressure. Ensure the cream has a good fragrance that will entice him.

  1. Introduce the blindfold

If he tries reaching out for you, tell him about your plan to have him blindfolded.

Not being able to tell what you are about to do to his body can be a thrilling experience.

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It can drive someone crazy (in a very good way though). I mean not knowing where the next lick, kiss, or stroke will land can really cause anxiety. Make sure you take your time in doing all of these. The tease that is about to begin with him blindfolded is that he doesn’t know which part of the body about to be pleasured. You will be shocked at what he will become in your hands.

  1. Take a bath together

Since you’re both naked, how about taking a bath together? Lead him to the bathtub but you don’t have to have sex, there are many fun things to do to each other in the shower, several water games. Just take the lead and the result will surprise you both.

  1. Jerk him off

You will achieve this by tugging his privates from behind. If you don’t know how to do it, let him teach you. Then do it, then add other things like planting kisses on his back or teasing his earlobes with your tongue or lips to it. Get creative about it.

  1. Try the all-new 77, forget the 69

By 77, I mean having you and your partner lie behind each other side by side. Believe me things can get amazing from there. Taking off from that angle can really be very good. At the end of it, you will agree with me that 69 is a fraud because 77 will give you two the chance to take it in turns instead of having you do it all at once.

6. Have him dance for you

You think it will be embarrassing? What if it is? That shouldn’t be any problem because it’s all part of the desired fun as there is nothing more beautiful than you partner embarrassing himself in your presence. Have him do male stripper dance for you, if sexy enough, then join him.

  1. Abandon the bedroom

Forget the general assumption that the bedroom is more suitable for sex things, it is not. Trying it out of the bedroom can be so cool.

If you don’t want your neighbors seeing you, close your windows and engage in the naked festivities all around your house, the kitchen, living room, bathroom, inside the car depending on how adventurous you’re.

  1. Find his intensely sensitive spot

A man’s prostate region, that area with the size of walnut  beneath his bladder, is one underutilised part of him. Try using two fingers against the skin that is between the anus and his testicles. His response will surprise you.

9. Get on top

Assuming the top position is one decision of a bold woman. If you have never done this, I think you should.

There is always something good about this position. With you climbing on top of him, the excitement is bound to skyrocket.

  1. Get behind and get ahead

Stand behind him and stroke his member. Then do a few things he can’t do to himself, like gently lick his ear or kiss his back.

  1. Make him lift you up

Because you’ve possibly had a hard day,

have him hold you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around his lower back. Not only is this minimal work for you, but watching him work up a sweat while he does sex things to you is not the worst way to spend a Sunday.

  1. Turn him into a buffet

No doubt, his ‘thing’ doesn’t taste sweet. But with a little chocolate sauce on top, it surely will.

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  1. Make him beg

Kiss and lick your way down his torso, stopping short of his member, then stop. Go make yourself a sandwich or something. This is to make up for the orgasm gap and allow him deal with it. By the time you come back, he will be on his knees.

  1. Dish out the order

A naked man on fire thinks of nothing else than the real act. But since you are in charge and he seems helpless, tell him what you want him to do without saying a word. Wrap your hand around one of his fingers or his member and when he does something you particularly like, give a squeeze.

  1. Tie him up

A plain scarf is enough to do the job if you use the right technique. Take a long silk wrap, place it around his main man and the boys, and tie it in a large square knot, leaving about a foot of fabric on either end to hold on to. As you’re riding him, pull on the free ends so that the knot rubs against your own real zone.

Did I hear you ask if it is an offence for a guy to be caught naked by his own babe? Nope, it is not. It is just one of his acts that should not go unnoticed.

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